Most of the time, if a person is looking for a little naughty time in Las Vegas they are not typically going to be bringing any children with them. That is a good thing today reader, because we have a list of some pretty HOT attractions in Sin City that are in no way suitable for children attractions. Whether you want to sit back and watch a show, slide dollar bills in a g-string, kill zombies or…well, you’ll see…you can find 9 of the very best ADULT ONLY activities in Vegas.
“The Strip’s Biggest Tease.”
Fantasy has been working the Strip for 17 years. For only $39, at 10:30pm, you can experience one of the longer running shows in Las Vegas. Featuring some of the most well trained topless female dancers, Fantasy is crowd pleaser every time.
Live fast with Dream Racing at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. There are numerous cars to choose from including Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Porsches, Aston Martins, Corvettes, Audis and more. You can purchase laps, from 5 to 10, with prices ranging from $199-$1,099 depending on your vehicle and lap choices. If you call ahead of time, they’ll even send a limo to pick you up on the Strip and take you to the Speedway.
The Crazy Horse III is a straight up Gentlemen’s Club. They’ve got VIP group packages with prices starting at $329 and going all the way up to $10,000. Like the Las Vegas Motor Speedway, the Crazy Horse III will pick up up in a limo if you give them a heads up. Just call and let them know you’re wanting to check out the club and they’ll send a car for you. There is sushi here, there is standard bar food here and…there are topless dancers here, woohoo. Be respectful and tip your dancer and server – and if you see Paris Hilton or Snoop Dogg hanging out here (they’ve been known to in the past) tell them we said hi!
Advertised as a “realistic, apocalyptic, combat simulation” Adventure Combat Ops – Kill Zombies lets your post-apocalypse fantasies come true. Kill Zombies ALSO provides a free ride for guests that purchase certain packages. They don’t provide a limo but they do provide one crazy looking Zombie fighting vehicle to pick you up…it SORT of looks like a tank. The most basic package for $119.99 includes the bare bones gear, weapon and ammo. As package prices rise, so does the quality of the gear you’ll get. Participants receive training from our experienced staff and then are let loose to, well, Kill Zombies.
The year is 1958 and after a major zombie invasion, the President of the United States brokers a deal with the undead so that we, the living, can exist in a peaceful way with the walking dead. For the side of the deal, the zombies are know letting the living enter their club, Club Z, the most lewd and overindulgent hangout. Find out what goes on inside when you get a ticket to Zombie Burlesque.
“An erotic thrill ride” with prices fittingly beginning at $69. Zumanity is absolutely not suitable for children, featuring scenarios where aerialists interpret a sensual dream, hand balancing acrobats perform an intimate story, 3 “uninhibited explorers” get sexy in a bathtub. These performers are quite flexible, so don’t be surprised when you see that leg go there while that arm goes…where?
Absinthe is like Cirque Du Soleil, but is often said to have an added bit of “Rocky Horror Picture Show” thrown in. Heavily spotlighting acro tricks, this cabaret style variety show can be found in front of Caesar’s Palace and is closed on Monday and Tuesday. Tickets are worth the price starting at $109 and running up to $134 currently.
There are tons of options for seeing female topless dancers in Las Vegas, but what about when you want to see a topless man in Sin City? The Hard Rock Cafe does it’s best to recreate Magic Mike’s Club Domina and employs 13 talented, fit male dancers to perform and interact with the audience in this 75 minutes cabaret style show.
“A safe place where consenting adults can live out their wildest fantasies.” Let’s see if we can spell this out without actually spelling it out. This “social” club has very few rules but the number one rule requires respect and the understanding that NO means NO. At The Green Door you may visit one of several rooms including the Orgy Room, No Wear Room, Voyeur Rooms, The Dungeon, Fountain Room and finally, The Sexagon. And you don’t need to worry about bringing your favorite accessories swingers, TGD has an adult novelty shop onsite for all your…needs. There is no food, drink or alcohol on site and just because you walk through the door does not mean you are obligated to remove ANY clothing or participate in ANY activity. BUT…if you want to, you can.